German Army Rations are Actually TERRIFYING.

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Today we try JOLLY German military army rations from their creative(?) biscuits to mysterious meals, some of which we really liked and some… watch the video to find out!!
오늘은 독일의 졸리한 전투식량을 먹어봅니다! 정말 독일스러운(?) 비스킷부터 미스터리 샐러드와 본식 메뉴들… 그리고 의외로 맛있는 후식들까지?! 과연 독일 전투식량은 전투력을 상승시켜주는 맛일까요…?! 영상에서 확인하세요!
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Kommentarer
who's brian
who's brian 2 måneder siden
missed the opportunity to say “german rations are the wurst” 😔
Gone Bush Australia
Gone Bush Australia Måned siden
@Pearl T yes so do i!
Dante Malus
Dante Malus 2 måneder siden
Oi! german humor is no laughing matter! XD
Gilsz WARRIOR
Gilsz WARRIOR 2 måneder siden
who's brian 😂😂💀💀💀💀
Annika K.
Annika K. 2 måneder siden
perfect!!! :DDDD
baby chocolat
baby chocolat 2 måneder siden
@who's brian YOUR PROFILE PHOTO IS THE CUTEST THING AHHHH LEE SEOKMIN 😭😭😭😭
Wackinator 66
Wackinator 66 Dag siden
The German army really hates vegetarians
Christoph Lange
Christoph Lange 13 dager siden
Asterix & Obelix already said: "The worse the food, the better the army."
Elizabeth K
Elizabeth K 13 dager siden
I think they were rather salty about the lack of salt on their biscuits
Tim Riehl
Tim Riehl 15 dager siden
Or, German soldiers eat those "rations" and decide death is better.
Falken Vir
Falken Vir 24 dager siden
German Soldiers : "Fighting Ferocious due to their sheer hatred with their Rations"
shazbot231
shazbot231 28 dager siden
North Korea is off the scale
buzzkill1964
buzzkill1964 Måned siden
Those are new rations they are probably a year from becoming edible!
indyjohn59
indyjohn59 Måned siden
Those "biscuits" as you call them look a lot like American Civil War era hardtack... crackers (biscuits) made with.... plaster of paris... I see the recipe hasn't changed....
아이와에 aewhye
아이와에 aewhye Måned siden
AS A GERMAN THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME AHAHHAHA
Mørnîng Şky
Mørnîng Şky Måned siden
Me who litterly ate Erbsen Eintopf last week: Boy....I feel sorry for you Btw...The only thing i hated in this video was that they put the whole Jam on one biscuit...Your like my Brother with his met wurst
Ty Borland
Ty Borland Måned siden
I t smells off stevemre1989 say no
Jeffreak
Jeffreak Måned siden
the meals will taste completly different when you heat them up.
june park
june park Måned siden
포로 고문 할때 쓰는 군용식일가요? 두분 먹는거만 봐도 메슥 거림 진짜로 이렇게 심한 음식을 독일군이 먹는건지 검증 필요
Paxton Thayer
Paxton Thayer Måned siden
I feel bad saying this but the cocktail sausages looked okay to me....
kay h
kay h Måned siden
as a german speaker but with no german ethnicity i am and am not offended at the same time
Device K
Device K Måned siden
"Wow nice hiss"
Baller Burg
Baller Burg Måned siden
German Soldiers dont need food they need Pervitin
PogoDarnexx
PogoDarnexx Måned siden
The Erbseneintopf actually looks normal XD The Vegi one looks nasty lol
박희설
박희설 Måned siden
Between ollie's silly personality and dumb little comments (goofy), and Josh's contagious laugh, I think I've found my favorite channel
Frank Teryngel
Frank Teryngel Måned siden
This literally looked worse than WWII german iron rations (well, at least in theory, in practice I bet that the production of those was rushed to the point of quality gradualy deteriorating as the war went on).
nooshpresents
nooshpresents Måned siden
Explains why my neighbours who both work as soldiers in the german army get delivery food every day...
Ulvetann
Ulvetann Måned siden
Are the germans trying to kill their soldiers? Is there a memo I didn't recieve?
고정우
고정우 Måned siden
솔직히 어느 나라를 가든 전투식량은 다 맛없다고 할껄요.... 애초에 전투식량이 맛있는게 목적이 아니니까. 하지만 난 군머 있을때 전투 식량 ㅈㄴ 맛있게 처먹었는데 ㅎㅎ
Widdekuu91
Widdekuu91 Måned siden
Many things smell like chemicals, because they are wet/fruity stuff, alcohol and chemicals will be the only things keeping them fresh-ish. I prefer to have stuff in jars (with sugar-water, like peas. Or in cans, like corn or with sour-stuff, like silverskin-onions) or simply dried things, like croutons or biscuits. Anything sauce-like or jam in packages is awful and always tastes bad.
hs Kim
hs Kim Måned siden
get out recism
Your Kommandant
Your Kommandant Måned siden
My bois in Stalingrad would kill for a salty biscuit....
Gone Bush Australia
Gone Bush Australia Måned siden
In this episode the auto generated subtitles didn’t say molly they said ollie!
D46356
D46356 Måned siden
Please make a video trying surströmming
빵빵레후
빵빵레후 Måned siden
맥주와 소세지가 없다니..
Robert Sero
Robert Sero Måned siden
I mean, if you're full in the end.. you'll enter the battlefield with energy replenished but angry at the same time. Its a win win
사르GOAT
사르GOAT Måned siden
뭔가 독일개그를 음식으로 만든것 같군...
Soodong CHAE
Soodong CHAE Måned siden
1:50 hartkeks는 hardtack이겠네요. ship biscuit... ㅋㅋㅋ 1일 3식으로 계산해서 비스켓이 여러개 들어있나봅니다. 끼니당 하나씩...? ㅎㅎㅎ 대부분의 전투식량은 정성들여서 데우지 않으면 사람이 먹을만한게 못됩니다... =ㅠ=
ClassiX
ClassiX Måned siden
Not even entertaining at all. And not saying this because i'm german. Army rations are always bad when compared to normal food. But the peas soup is actually pretty good. Canned tuna always smells strong and almost disgusting. Also you didn't warm up the food. It's like eating raw dried rice and saying it's bad. Also you have some veggie meals that aren't as good. You guys are some picky eaters. Would like to see you starving in cold rain with only having these rations. Curious if then you'd still rate it this bad. Also you should compare it to other MREs, not other normal food. Ofc a great korean bbq is better than this canned, preserved stuff. Alright. Enough of the ranting. Have a great weekend :P
captainbackflash
captainbackflash Måned siden
I feel so sorry for those two plonkers!
WorthShades
WorthShades Måned siden
Me watching this while eating dinner: O~O -~- I'm not hungry anymore-
Warhammer Chieftain
Warhammer Chieftain Måned siden
Like the romans said: "The better the army, the worse the food"
Nicole
Nicole Måned siden
Then this should be the best food they ever had
Lion Prefect
Lion Prefect Måned siden
When I served in the military I loved every little piece of the MRE. When you were out in the field it was a relief after a hard day😅 But the one which is called "Western - Type 2" is the best flavor. Also you are supposed to ration it. You should always use as little Käse Aufstrich and jam as possible😅
Vio.line
Vio.line Måned siden
as a german i'm genually surprised they have vegetarian rations in the Bunderwehr.
Gabrielle Martinez
Gabrielle Martinez Måned siden
i gotta say, i think this was one of the best jolly openings 😂😂 idk there was just something extra satisfying about this back and forth and cut to the jolly logo 😂👌❤💗
Evelina Nygren
Evelina Nygren Måned siden
The food probably tastes pretty good if you've been living in a tent in a forest for a week.
Ashton
Ashton Måned siden
german cuisine btw
Han Lin
Han Lin Måned siden
German Soldier: Left the chat.
Horse Girl
Horse Girl Måned siden
Lol it's cute how were called the Jollybeans
Jakko Nu
Jakko Nu Måned siden
Erbseneintopf!!! 💗 Mit Würstchen
Albert krank
Albert krank Måned siden
well, something in our military has to be terrifying right?
Wuf Waffe
Wuf Waffe Måned siden
Weird fact about MREs the food all has chemicals in them to make your body hold your shit in for longer
Mark Spee
Mark Spee Måned siden
Bruv, what did you expect? A 5 star 3 course meal? Or an army ration designed to be just enough to keep a soldier going?
Anna Biedenweg
Anna Biedenweg Måned siden
That Erbseneintopf looks great what are you talking about!
Isaac Langdon
Isaac Langdon Måned siden
Please have the priest review episode one of Hazbin hotel. I think he would have some interesting insights.
nebe Ke
nebe Ke Måned siden
옛날에 세계 2차 대전 때는 이렇게 화목하게 지낼줄 알았을까...? 지금 싸우는 모든 사람들도 미래를 한 번 생각 해줬으면 좋겠다...
Army Brat
Army Brat Måned siden
Make you want to attack to get the other guy's rations ...
빨간딱지
빨간딱지 Måned siden
저 소스들 다 비스킷에 발라 먹는건가보네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
RobVaderful
RobVaderful Måned siden
No guys, they distribute it to us...and we fight for better food, german motivation.
Christopher Yiwei Liang
Christopher Yiwei Liang Måned siden
frankly it looks edible
정용철
정용철 Måned siden
독일군의 가장 강력한 무기.ㅋㅋㅋ. 개웃겨.ㅋㅋㅋ
M C
M C Måned siden
Me hearing how they pronounce the words: a language Ollie is better at?
Kha0sV4ktor
Kha0sV4ktor Måned siden
those biscuits actually constipate you quite good. When we were outside for longer with no toilet to sit on we ate those and nothing came out for 4 days straight xD you cant believe that relieve dood
NorthernWoodsman
NorthernWoodsman Måned siden
Lets get this out onto a tray...... Nice
Marc Wittkowski
Marc Wittkowski Måned siden
Panzerkekse/ Hartkekse are amazing. At least they used to be 15-20 years ago.
Random Videos 101
Random Videos 101 Måned siden
I really want to join your group but I'm 12 and SoOoOo poooor
Markus Nest
Markus Nest Måned siden
Isn't there a saying that the quality of an army gets better if the food gets worse ? The german army must be a LOT better than I thought !
Wolfboy 109
Wolfboy 109 Måned siden
British try to figure out German enigma code before Bletchley Park program 1939 colorized
Saoirse Victeoiria
Saoirse Victeoiria Måned siden
A couple of thoughts on this: 1) maybe its easy to open if you are already army-trained. I think that could be an understandable oversight. 2) I don't know how the egg, avocado & chili flake request would go over, but I will point out that Major Charles does the laundry. Crazier things have been asked of COs.
Bjarne Detlefs
Bjarne Detlefs 2 måneder siden
Die Hartkekse sind unsere stärkste Waffe. Man kann sie werfen, Legenden besagen man könne Flüsse mit ihnen auf Jahrtausende Trockenlegen xD
Mar_.k
Mar_.k 2 måneder siden
Fun fact: my brother is in the german army and told me if you consume enough of those cookies you'll get constipation So that when soldiers are out in the field they won't have to go to the toilet that often
수딩
수딩 2 måneder siden
올리 긔여워영
Epicscore Eu
Epicscore Eu 2 måneder siden
him trying to say Ich liebe dich, says dick insted of dich. Me literally falling off my chair laughing.
도치매니저
도치매니저 2 måneder siden
엄청딱딱한가보네 잼이 젤리처럼ㅋㅋㅋ 몇개는 먹을만한게있어서 다행이네요
장님
장님 2 måneder siden
저건 사실 적의 전투식량을 빼앗기 위해 만든게 아닐까 먹고나서 분노에 휩싸이는거지 "아니 어떻게 이런걸먹고 힘을 내라는거야?" 하고 적의 전투식량을 빼앗는거지
richardt schiewe
richardt schiewe 2 måneder siden
you should try danish military rations
이태경
이태경 2 måneder siden
Meal Reject Every one
Kasumi Ripper
Kasumi Ripper 2 måneder siden
You have to put these biscuits and the sesame bar in tea or coffee, it depends on the ration of course.
Eileen
Eileen 2 måneder siden
I love how the person doing the subtitles gave up on adding subtitles at 4:44 when ollie pronounced whatever that is
sy h
sy h 2 måneder siden
정말 굶주린 상태에서 먹으라고 맛없게 만든것 같습니다. 맛있게 만들었다면.. 몇일 만에 동이 나서 굶주림에 의해서 사망 하겠죠.
시키자키토가메
시키자키토가메 2 måneder siden
전투식량 먹는거 보니까 두분의 얼굴이 찌그러진닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 맛있는게 나오면 표정들이 복구가 되긴하지만
Rub198
Rub198 2 måneder siden
Are you sure you read the dates right? Usually rations only have production dates, US rations are made to keep AT LEAST 5 years. So you count up from the production date. The margin of error for these rations is off the chain, so even if there would be a "sell by" date , it keeps for at least a year longer. Cooled US rations can keep at least 10 years, a sticker marks they have been frozen before sometimes. And for any product, the sell by is a guarantee date, not a spoils on that day date. Use your eyes, nose, mouth to identify. Don't waste bc of some text
mymumu gogo
mymumu gogo 2 måneder siden
독수리 소리 나서 우리 냥이 긴장하네요 ???? 이러고둘러보고있어요 ㅋㅋ
De noir
De noir 2 måneder siden
독일은 역시 유럽 최고로 재밌는 나라야ㅋㅋㅋ
Haebien Pak
Haebien Pak 2 måneder siden
The cheese read is the German equlivent of cheese whiz
wmf831
wmf831 2 måneder siden
Cracking up about the pronounciations! I am not sure if any german would understand the words. (I am german) :-)
YaBoi Zwiebelsaft
YaBoi Zwiebelsaft 2 måneder siden
Eating these cold is not how your suppose to eat them only under circumstances that don't give you the ability to heat it up
Rnezto
Rnezto 2 måneder siden
Zum scheissen reichts.
하루살이
하루살이 2 måneder siden
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 이쯤되면 한번 먹어보고 싶네ㅋㅋ
Guilherme Lima Gonçalves
Guilherme Lima Gonçalves 2 måneder siden
3:32 - "Kahssah oofstrick"
noya
noya 2 måneder siden
The first things they ate made me cry because they missed something in their childhood
noya
noya 2 måneder siden
I grew up in an Arabic house hold the only way i can tell that my nationality is Germany is by seeing this video
CommanderApple
CommanderApple 2 måneder siden
The "Hartkeks" of the Ration. (From the paper karton) Usually is called (Panzerplatte) or "Armorplate".
kev
kev 2 måneder siden
omg that's terrible. Who comes up with these MREs...
Kampfkakerlake
Kampfkakerlake 2 måneder siden
if you ever visit a festival for a couple of days and don't necessarily want to use the filthy bathrooms there- just eat one pack of those "cookies" and you don't have to poop for days. Very practical to be honest
왕호영
왕호영 2 måneder siden
독일이 군축 한다는것이 혹시...
Axel K
Axel K 2 måneder siden
we dont callém cookies..... that are "PANZERPLATTEN" aka " BETONKEKSE " transl. "Tank armour plate" or " concrete cookies " good to start a bonfire or as a weapon of mass destruction ;) by the way, I am shocked by the old english MREs .. how does someone get the idea to use a radioactive heating rod for cooking ????
Darthplagueis13
Darthplagueis13 2 måneder siden
Well... When it comes to german MRE's vegetarian really isn't the way to go if you have the choice.
Jon Son
Jon Son 2 måneder siden
Do you now understand why President Trump wants Germany to increase their defens budget? So the soldiers get some real food xD
Dante Malus
Dante Malus 2 måneder siden
cold pea stew tast awefull.... if it come to MRE's, ollie and josh make a reaction video of Steve1989MREInfo videos. he even had a "MRE" from 1900-ish.
George Borden
George Borden 2 måneder siden
They have dark chocolate loaded with caffeine that's been around forever.
George Borden
George Borden 2 måneder siden
American MREs will last 7 years or more, depending on the storage condition...
Echtzeit
Echtzeit 2 måneder siden
Only eat meat.
이주호
이주호 2 måneder siden
어째 개봉할때마다 역겨움지수가 점점 더 심해지냐 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Habib Yardan Wafa
Habib Yardan Wafa 2 måneder siden
Don't eat vegetarian ration 😂. Cause Vegan tends to eat grass than meat ✌, just kidding tho. No offense to vegans 😁
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